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5 comments:
Hi Dr. Goldbeaver!
I was wondering if you are married, or in a committed relationship?
I love making beautiful and useful objects from plastic canvas and think we might be a good match!
Most sincerely, Maude Clemmons
Dr. Goldbeaver,
I am so relieved that your blog is finally up and running (just as you promised). I've been checking each day...well, actually every hour, for your blog to be up.
OK, here is the problem. I am 38, unemployed and I live with my mother, in the basement. I try to meet girls but I get shy. I was wondering if you think I should maybe get one of those mail order brides? I have $456 saved up and I could sell my Star Wars action figures on Ebay for another $300 (but not Darth Vader with the blue saber because he's rare).
Thank you for your time?
When will you answer this? I will keep checking every 4 minutes.
Bye.
It's been 4 minutes and you still haven't answered!
I need my inhaler now. Please answer.
I am lonely. Is it OK that I am lonely. I want to touch a girl.
A human one.
OMG Dr. Goldbeaver....
Thank you, thank you, thank you... you will be doing a great service for mankind, no, humankind.
Your name is quite interesting....I was curious, does it have any significance such as Tailor, Taylor was common for Tailors or Baker for Bakers.... what exactly is a gold beaver?
Dear DrGoldenbeaver.
You may remember me , Bethia used to be half of Bethia and Elvis , we did your tantric sex course in Austin tx and met afterwards for coffee at the Ihop next door,you signed my tummy .
I have a problem ,I have an obsession with platic canvas ash trays ever since I fell i love with Elvis Smith ,he would have many dotted throughout the house for his Canadian Oregano,the anticipation of will it wont it go on fire took our love life to tantric heights .Sadley he left me for Senga Cuthieblythe the cashier at my local piggly wiggly ,what can i do i am distraught and have smouldering plastic canvas all over the house .
waiting in desperation Bethia Breastie
p.s potpouri does not help
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